Sneakers. Casual, flat, loose laces so I can slip them on and off without fiddling, and usually at least 1 size too big (to make my feet look 'normal' sized for my height)
I am pretty low-maintencence with my clothing choices.
Which is why I'm deeply disturbed by a new story idea that woke me up this morning.
...as it revolves around... shoes. Like, all kinds of shoes including the kind my sister favours: skyscraper-high heels, lots of sparkly... things? buckles, straps, etc.
Yes, I am girl-enough to admit they look pretty, but the idea of strapping them to my feet is about as appealing as trying out a bedazzled iron maiden.
Sigh. Why is my brain trying to kill me?
But yet, here I have it. The first sentence to a story... not only that, it seems far-too-many-years of cramming my head full of world mythology and animistic cultures has prompted my brain to throw up...
...so please stand back before I vomit a new story full of Hindu gods/goddesses, western & eastern fairytales, even freakin' North American popular culture out all over you and your (probably prettier than my own) shoes.
...because it starts with:
"Dorothy had 'em, Hermes had 'em, even a damn cat had 'em, which proves I'm not biased in who I sell to."
Possible tagline: "
Haven't figured out a good store name yet, but I'm toying with the bi-line for her store being "Shoes for a path already travelled" since it IS a consignment store -> they are magic shoes that have already been used in the past.
...so, this holiday season I might be doing something I've never done before... browsing shoe stores.
/whimper/
...brain, please have mercy...
... I think this is NOT the best season to make that attempt :)
ReplyDelete...is there ever a good season to write about magic shoes and schizophrenic store clerks?
Delete*spoiler* she's not REALLY schizophrenic :p
I figure the stores would be more likely to be dead in Jan/Feb. than, well, now.
DeleteHaha, well, thank goodness for Google Images searches ;)
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